Me: "I like wearing heels...he he"

Matt: "Coz you are short?"

Me: "So now you are saying that I am very short????"

Matt: "What did you say? I can't hear you speaking from down there."

Me: "...............ARGH!!!!!"

Matt: "Wahahahahaha. I win!"

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Me: "I feel cold..."

Matt: "Short people should feel warm.. they are closer to the Earth core. Whats wrong with you?"

Me: "What kind of fact is that!"

Matt: "Hahahahahaha...."