Tuesday, December 26, 2006

SAM - The Gentle Protector

Sam was put to sleep on 01/12/2006, the doctor said he was too old and it was better to put him down rather than letting him suffer from constant pain.

Sam was in pretty abd shape, he was always moaning and could hardly get up from his bed in the morning and he hardly eat. We had to feed him Disprin every night so that he could go to sleep.

Sam was always known to have wierd personality and characteristics; but I think thats what made him so special and you couldnt help but to like his neurotic yet funny behavior.

Sam is a cross breed of Great Dane and Rhodesian Ridgeback, gigantic breed.

Rhodesian Ridgeback:

The Rhodesian Ridgeback is a strapping great dog which was used by the native warriors of Southern Africa to hunt lions.

By necessity, the Rhodesian Ridgeback had to be extremely versatile. He needed to be fast enough to chase and cut off escaping game, strong enough to pull down wounded bucks, courageous enough to hold lions at bay, and tough enough to withstand extremes in temperature, including going without water for up to twenty-four hours at a time. Added to that he needed to be a superlative watchdog to keep guard over the Boer farmers, their families and livestock.

Today's Rhodesian Ridgeback embodies all the strength, fearlessness, agility and endurance of his forebears. He is aloof with strangers, however providing he is socialised and trained from an early age, he is quiet and well behaved, very attached to his family and reliable with children. He is easy to care for, co-operative and responsive to training.

The Rhodesian Ridgeback has a short, sleek coat the colour of a lion, with a clearly defined ridge of hair down the back growing in the opposite direction to the rest of the coat.

Great Dane:
The Apollo of the dog world, the Great Dane was used by the German nobility to hunt wild boar and stags. To contend with the swift, savage, powerful European boar, a real superdog was required - and this is exactly what the Great Dane is!

A massive dog, spirited and courageous, with a proud dignified bearing, it is little wonder the Great Dane is considered the king of dogs. Aloof in the company of strangers, the Dane is nevertheless the gentlest and kindest of dogs with his own family and friends. Ultra loyal, dependable and devoted in the extreme, he is generally a very gentle playmate for children.. Despite his size, he makes a well-behaved house dog, and thoroughly enjoys his creature comforts.

Regular exercise and training is essential for the Great Dane, as is special care and feeding for a growing puppy.

Sam has characteristics of both breed, he was very loyal, well trained, could go without water for hours and despite his gigantic outlook, he was very gentle. Feeding him food off my hands was never a problem, I just have to say "Gentle" and he would take the food gently off my hands, his teeth would never touch my hands.

He was very protective as well, whenever we were out for walk, he always walked beside me and would never leave me too far behind if I let free. Sometimes, he would sit next to me and wait for me to finish whatever I was reading, sitting on the bench at the park.

Sam had extremely high pain threshold, he could knock down our fly screen doors without feeling the slightest pain. That's his way of telling us he couldn't wait anymore, he wants to go to his bed NOW!

I felt very sorry that I couldnt say good bye to Sam as I was in Malaysia when they put him down. However, I am glad that he is no longer in pain..... RIP Sam, I will always remember the black dog who is always gentle...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

My Friend

I went out with a formal college mate, Desmond last night, to the infamous Steven's Corner for 'yum cha'.

Anyway, it was Thursday and there was a Pasar Malam right in front of the mamak stall.

After our drinks, I went to check out this stall that was selling scarf, nice Afghan/Arabian...or whatever scarf. Desmond asked me to choose one for his gf and he really liked the one I wanted, so we decided to get the same one. Since I am bringing it back to Perth, there will not be a problem.

The seller wanted %15 each, Desmond said we should bargain... So I asked for $24 for 2, they insisted to be $28.

Des: "Ok, $25 for two, we take them now!"
Seller: "No no... $28 best price"
Des: "$25 can la...!"
Me: "I go look around, you bargain"

5 mins later

Des: "Niama... I asked them to think abt it.. I go back later"

5 minutes later

Des: "Boss..how? $25?"
Seller :" Cannot lah boss..KLCC sell $60..we sell $15 only"
Des: "KLCC different, KLCC got air cond, got pretty sales girl..here got nothing!"

***Me cracking up laghing... ***

Me: "OKOK...best price..whats your best price?"
Seller: "$27 lah..last price"
Desmond: "$26! we take two, $26 easier to split"

***Seller no.2 decided to join in***

Seller 2: "Okok...$26... I pay the other $1.."

Somehow, I dont feel sorry.. I believe there is enough margin even they sell $13 each.

But the comparison to KLCC really made my day!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


I have lots of things to blog abt, especially my KL trip, together with pictures of course. But I will do that when I am back in Perth, need faster connection speed to upload those pics.

Lets talk about LOVE and RELATIONSHIP...what else...

A guy, lets call him R. We dated for a couple of months back in July... he met another girl and he told me he liked her more...so I was dumped. Oh well, no big deal coz we werent too serious.

Then when I told my boss that, she said he would come back...she was very certain. She said I would win in the end

Now, 15 mins ago..... he talked to me on MSN... to my surprise; coz I have deleted him and did not talk to him ever since our 'break up'. He wanted to get back...

Seriously...he caught me there for a few mins.. I had no idea what to say to him.

In the end, I just told him i have no feelings for him at all, all the feelings were gone when he told he he met another girl.

I did win in the end, but I didnt feel happy nor proud. When did relationship become competition? Being dumped does not make one the loser...... one can still be the winner; just like me :p

Wednesday, November 22, 2006


I will be going back to Malaysian on 25/11/2006, will be spending 3 weeks in KL.

Planning to go to Singapore, may cancel now and detour to Thailand instead. Since I have been to Singapore so many times.

Bangkok and Chiangmai look pretty good.

Very busy at work at the moment, trying to finalise 1 million things before I leave.

I am leaving the company in a few days but may do some extra work for them upon coming back from Malaysia. Have a few jobs lined up, unfortunately I dont have time to meet up with my potential employers this week. Will have to wait till I get back.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006


A friend of mine, L and I have been trying to set a time to catch up for ages but something always come in our ways. You name it, we got it. Sick, raining, hung over, overseas, drunk....

We finally went out together a few nights ago. Before that, we had no idea where to go, it was a weekday and we could only meet at 9pm. So in Perth, we have limited choices, either Fast Eddy or Oriels. I didnt feel like going to either places, so I suggested Kings Park. Nothing kinky!

So we agreed to buy some food and drinks and just sat at Kings Park to chit chat and maybe have some 'interesting' encounters there that we can watch haha.

So I bought KFC Hot Rod (Highly recommended, they are fantastic!) and some chilled strawberries while he brought the drinks and choc.

It was fun actually, without the mozzies!

Hahaha...we didnt expect there will be so many mozzies. Thank god the mozzies prefered him, the whole time his hands were swinging, flapping..trying to chase away the mozzies. I only got a few bites.

It was sooo funny, we wanted to do something different but ended up getting lots of mozzie bites and I am still scratching!

Lesson learned, dont go to Kings Park at night in Summer! I mean especially at the dark areas...

Monday, November 06, 2006

This made my day

They say laughter is contagious, how true is that :)

Sunday, November 05, 2006

This article really helped me

Unpleasant thins happen in life. They happen to everyone. The only one difference between a happy person and one who gets depressed is how they respond to disasters.

Imagine you have just had a wonderful afternoon at the beach with friends. When you return home, you find a hufe truck-load of dung has been dumped right in front of your door. There are three things to know about this truck-load of dung:
  1. you did not order it, it is not your fault
  2. you are stuck with it. No one saw who dumped it, so you cannot call anyone to take it away
  3. it is filthy and offensive, and its stench fills your whole house. It is almost impossible to endure

In this metaphor, the truck-load of dung in front of us stands for the traumatic experiences that are dumped on us in life. As with the dung, there are three things to know about tragedy in life:

  1. We did not order it. We say "Why me?"
  2. We're stuck with it. No one, not even our best friends, can take it away
  3. It is so awful, such a destroyer of our happiness, and its pain fills our whole life. It is almost impossible to endure

There are two ways of responding to being stuck with the dung. The first way is to carry the dung around with us. We put some in our pockets, some in our bags, and some up our shirts. We even put some down our pants. We find when we carry dung around, we lose a lot of friends! Even best friends don't seem to be around so often.

'Carrying around the dung’ is a metaphor for sinking into depression, negativity or anger. It is a natural and understandable response to adversity. But we lose a lot of friends, because it is also natural and understandable that our friends don’t like being around us when we are too depressed. Moreover, the pile of dung gets no less, but the smell gets worse as it ripens.

Fortunately, there is a second way. When we are dumped with the dung, we heave a sigh, and then got down to work. We fork the dung into the barrow, wheel it around the back and dig in into the garden. This is the tiring and difficult work, but we know there’s no other option. Sometimes all we can manage is half a barrow a day. We’re doing something about the problem, rather than complaining our way into depression. Day after day we dig in the dung. Day after day, the pile gets smaller.

One day, we will see that the dung in front of the house is all gone.

Article taken from "Opening The Door of Your Heart, Ajahn Brahm"

Thursday, November 02, 2006

I am an Aussie?

My sister told me that I am aussified, I said I am not. How true is that?

She was telling me about my grnadma's funeral and all that, and how angry was she because some people did not follow the ritual. I told her i dont really believe in those, she is dead, let her rest in peace. Then she said I am aussified.... Fine, I shall move back to Malaysia to bleach myself.

I have decided to quit my job, will work till end of December. I may go back to IT, getting Oracle certification. Is a big transition but I think I shall do it when I still can cope with it as being young in the industry.

Wish me luck

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

24th Birthday Bash... Jane was crashed

Thank you for coming on Saturday and your girls/guys definitely made my night. It was a short party indeed, I am soooo sorry!

I have to say sorry to everyone for the mess/trouble I created. I have to say a huge thank you to Sing Ling and Karen for fetching me home, giving me tablet, Gin Sing tea and holding my hair back when I threw up! OMG, I am not your close friend yet you did that, I was very touched and you girls are the best.

Thank you Mel for fetching me water, thank you Wei for holding my shoes and giving me a plastic bag with “holes”.

And STEPH! Yes, thank you for getting me drunk, you bugga, I never threw up over alcohol and you made my first!!!!

Ok here is the story of the night….

8:30pm – Decided to have some rice… I am sure I would be drinking

9.30pm – Head out to Luxxe

10.00pm – Got there, met up with Rose and the gang. They were shocked with what I was wearing, oh well, I rather show my body now when it is still good. I wont do it when I am in my 50s. Oh my

10.15pm – Managed to find the box seats, but there were a few people there. I asked and they didn’t mind to share so I brought the whole group in. I could feel that they were uncomfortable. Haha… they left

10.30pm – bought a Cosmo for the non drinkers to try, got 4 shots, Cecilia took two, Wangmun took one and I took one… bravo

11.00pm – Steph, Mel, Mich and Wei finally got there, wei with her gastric problem so she was exempted from drinking…

11.30pm – Steph dare me to drink tequila shots, oh well, that the heck. Just went for it… I believe someone will get me home safely, I trust the girls

11.15pm – downed 5 shots….damn. Steph wanted to do something kinky, Wei, Mich and Mel concurred.. Fine… lime on my cleavage and steph use her mouth to get it. OOO lala She made me hot! Oh no, I mean the shots…. I had to do something in return, so I made Steph to put salt on her lips and I take it from there.. Oh wow, those buggas didn’t get a good shot, they made me do it again. Ok, not my first time kissing a girl seriously…. :p

12am – In total, I have had 11/12 tequila shots…. I walked to the bathroom, Karen chased me and got me.. “Bluuueekk..” There goes my first puke… I am sorry Karen, I know I puked on your hand… Mel keep fetching me water… thanks!!! I think it gave me something to throw up.

After 1 more puke in the toilet and 1 on the table… I asked Sing Ling to send me home…. Wei snatched my shoes, she scared I would fall down, I even asked her not to loose my shoes, they are new Guess shoes! She almost knocked my head with my heels. Apparently I puked on her shoes too… argh..sorry! Bouncer friend came and asked if I was OK, I think I gave him a hug and a kiss… I couldn’t remember. Oh well, we crossed the road like we owned the road.

Wei passed me a bag…with holes, I threw it to Cecilia to tie up…bah still not very usable.

Sing Ling decided to go to Simon’s house to arrange the cars.

Somewhere near Albany Hwy, SL had to stop coz I need to threw up again. I remembered keep saying sorry to SL….Did I?

Got back to Simon’s house. According to Karen, Simon kept asking if I need a drink/food/whatever.. I just looked blankly…..oh hell, I really couldn’t remember that, I just remember someone was talking to me… CC climbed into my car, SL asked what the hell she’s doing, she said she wanted to sleep. SL kicked her out asked her to go to Simon’s car, then Wangmun sent her back to her car, poor CC, she was drunk too

Went to SL’s place, she gave me tablet and gin sing tea, sorry but I hate gin sing tea…made me feel worse… I am sorry!!!!

Threw up again on the way home, argh..my car… and splashed onto Karen again, you damn “suay” hey!

I managed to direct SL back to my house, I got down…didn’t even bother to lock my car and I said bye bye to them and went into the house straight…

Went into my room…undressed, walked into the bathroom…and had a shower, brushed my teeth, washed my face. Threw up again, damn… I just brushed my teeth. Went to the laundry, tried to find a small bale to bring to my bedroom, in case I wanted to puke again… and I did

I felt so miserable! Argh…felt like killing myself at that moment.

Woke up at 6:30am the next morning, felt good, felt awake, no hang over nothing… er,,, good tequila and good puking…

Called Karen at 7am to find out where was my wallet. Hahah… she said I am abnormal, how come I could get up so early when I was so drunk the night before. Wahaha

I carried on with washing my clothes, did my banking, cleaned my room, had another shower. Met up with a friend for coffee and pancakes, dinner with the girls, and movie with a friend. Wahaha.. I am immortal!

Again! Thank you very much to the girls! I promise I will behave next time!

I turned 24... Typical Scorpion

Oh, to be a deep and dark, sexy and mysterious Scorpio! A passionate, single-minded person capable of depths of emotions.

You need intensity the way flowers need rain. You have a sharp mind and . sometimes a sharp tongue. If someone can.t see the obvious, staring them in the face, you want to whip back the veils of illusion, to improve their view.

You want to go to the heart of every matter and you won.t shy away from the truth just because it.s not exactly what you or others want to hear. You.re a Water sign and ruled by Mars and Pluto.

Yes, you are sexy, because sexiness comes from being real - and that.s something that comes naturally to you . In fact, Scorpio rules detectives, undertakers and sex workers. Please don.t take offense! It.s just that you can be like a detective . going deeper and further into the shady alleys of existence, where lesser souls fear to tread.

Undertakers? You are less afraid than most others of the concept of mortality. In fact, it may even fascinate you. And sex workers? Scorpio rules sex, and not just the love-making side of it! You love what is hidden . you want to uncover it.

And you also love to hide. You like to be alone, with your thoughts, as much as you like to share others. c ompany. You are enigmatic and truly mysterious. Yes, you have that famous sting in your tail, but you are also a healer.

Spending time with a Scorpio is rewa rding. You may not always show your friends and lovers the .sunny. side of life, but with your ability to handle extremes and your capacity to feel profoundl y, you teach the rest of us a little more about what it means to be human - dark side and all.

Try not to be obsessive, though. Learn to forgive and forget w here possible. And allow your watery side to carry you along life.s ebb and flow.

You.re not interested in the superficial which is why your relationships run so deep. You relish privacy and can take a secret to the grave.

You have oceans of tolerance inside you, which is why people love to be around you. You accept what others find unacceptable. You make it OK to be scared. You don.t shy away from the shadow . rather you quest for truth. You.re not interested in skirting around tough subjects and .

If you are truly, madly, deeply Scorpionic . you may even be blessed with magical powers.

I think this is very accurate... Do you think so?

My birthday party dairy on its way...

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Random Ramblings

I think I am definitely ageing....

Now, I just need merely 6 hours sleep. I usually go to bed at 12:30am, wake up at 6:30am and dont feel tired/sleepy at all.

Last night, I was grumpy, so I went to bed at 11:15pm, I woke up even before the alarm, I woke up at 6am and I couldnt sleep after that!

Even on weekends, unless I go to bed in the morning like 4-5am, I would be up latest by 9am. Sometimes, even if I go to bed at 2-3am, I still wake up at 9am. What is wrong with me!

Met a SG guy the other day, he was working at Hyatt, I was there for lunch, wiating for someone. We got chatting, exchanged MSN...

One night.... on MSN

Yak yak yak.. Suddenly

SG guy: "BTW, you have nice headlights."

Me: "What?"

SG guy:" You have nice melons..."

Me: "My goodness, look... they are my breasts, it IS ok to call them my breasts. We are in 2006 and in Australia for God's sake."

I can't believe .... headlights and melons.... which century are we in now?


I learned something new:

所谓‘智慧’, 智是分别智, 慧是平等慧。

智是可以分别世间的事物,是善, 是恶,该做,不该做, 都需要用智去抉择

慧是平等慧, 平等就是视一切众生皆平等, 一切有生命的众生,我们都要尊重。

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Relationship - Rights and Wrongs

I remember an incident happened long time ago between Adrian and Me, of course, when we were together.

I just want to use this incident to reflect a recent incident happened to someone I know...

Adrian had to go back to SG and might not have the chance to get his PR in Perth, so I suggest to go to SG to work after my degree so that we could stay together. He didnt want that cause he said he would feel obligated to marry me if I go to SG for him.

So, the conclusion was, he couldnt stay on, he didnt want to work in Malaysia, he didnt want me to go to SG, so I assumed he wanted to break up.

At that moment, I understand that he didnt want to end up being the bad person when we break up; where I have made so much sacrifice for him and it didnt work out.

But he did not realise that he WAS already the bad person when he refused all the alternatives to stay together.

Sometimes, there are no rights and wrongs, good and bad in a relationship. As long as you love one whole heartedly, why do you have to feel bad when you end it? What did one do wrong to deserve to be treated unfairly that you dont give any alternatives to the relationship but to end it?

I think the most reasonable, untilmately legitimate reason to end a relationship is when you dont love the other anymore.

So think twice before you say "Break Up", think of an alternative, if that doesnt work, at least you have tried your best.

You may feel sad because you have lost someone so closed to you, this person has become another stranger, "The Most Familiar Stranger"; but no regret....

Monday, October 09, 2006

Cycle of Life


Birth, Ageing, Sickness, Death

None of us can escape from the above. My grandma passed away on last Wednesday at 12:30pm sharp, after 30 mins into coma, died her eldest son's arm. It was quite a sudden death, she had been sick, then totally recovered then coma....

Everyone said she had a good life, she died at the age of 100 yrs old, with 5 generations of decendents at her funeral. Yes, after my grandma, there are 5 generations of us, I am the 2nd generation. So you can imagine how many people were at the funeral.

When I got the news, I wasn't very upset, I felt normal. I mean to me, my grandma already lost the quality of life, she couldnt remember anyone, she sat in the wheelchair everyday, no control of her bowel. Sometimes I think it may be better that she is finally 'set free'. The only thing that I was upset about was that I didn't get to say sorry to her for always quarreling with her when I was younger. When I was back in Malaysia, I made an effort to visit her, sometimes I wanted to say sorry but she no longer remember me. To her, I was just another person who brought her food.

My grandma and I used to fight like cats and dogs, everyone know my grandma would know that she wasn't an easy person to live with. However, no matter how much I hated her, I always make sure she had food to eat and bring her to the doctor whenever she was illed. I might not be the best grandchild, but I was not the worst.

Rest in Peace granny.... I never really hated you

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Words of Wisdom



Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Farked Up

I have been wanting to blog for days but I have no idea if I want to write down what happened within the past few days. Many things happened and I have to say nothing was pleasant.

I have no idea what is wrong with my life, seems like God thinks my life is pretty boring so he is putting alot of challenges on me. These challenges drained me out, lucky it was a long weekend, I could stay at home and not to see anyone.

The dating scene has gone terribly wrong, I guess I wont see anyone anymore, not at least in the next few months. Maybe I shall just wait till my mom wants to match make me with some guys from Malaysia so that I will move back to Malaysia.

My sis commented that I always go for the wrong guys, er.. hello?! Who does these days? Human beings tend to be attracted to things they never experienced... oh well

A guy lied to me, I am pissed, I really want to find out the story behind and I knew I could find out if I want to. Then... I started to think "Do I really want to know the truth?". Nothing happened between us, but what he did just pissed me off. I am also afraid the truth will hurt me more.

Seems like a cycle now, when I dont want commitment, God will send a superb guy with slight freakyness, then when I think I am ready for commitment, God send me a devil..... Thank you Dude!

Friday, September 29, 2006


The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:
"Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):"

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 3 bedroom house about 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on a nylon duster and then run over it with roller skates / blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.

5. You should not throw balls up when the ceiling fan is on, using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can then hit a ball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain bits of Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jelly.

15. VCR's do not eject toasted sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving and very expensive to remove.

18. You probably do not want to know what that smell really is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The average response time for the fire brigade is about 20 minutes.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is a wonderful and amazing thing.

25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Another jerk

J :"I have decided to go back to UK."

Me: "Oh? For good?"

J: "Yea, I think UK has mroe to offer..."

Me: "Oh ok, good.."

J: "Maybe you are right, I am not the type of guy for you..."

Me smiled.

J: "I will probably go back to UK in January."

Me silenced

***1 hour later***

For people who know me, I get quiet when I am angry, the angrier I get, the quieter I become...

J: "So whats your plan?"

Me: "what do you mean?"

J: "about life..."

Me: "Life goes on"

J: "oh...ermm...ok"

Me turned around, put my bag down..."Look J, what do you want me to say? what do you want from me now?"

J : "I like you but I have to go back to UK, if I get too attached to you, it will be difficult for me to go to UK.

Me: "Then what do you want me to say?"

J: "I really like to hang out with you, we can still go out sometiems"

Me grabbed my bag turned around "Its bad time to talk now, I am speechless, you are a selfish piece of shit"

J: "Is ok, take your time, I can wait..."

What is there to wait for? Maybe we can still be friends...but not at this moment.

Funny isn't it? We are not even bf/gf, we were just exploring if we fit one another.

But I am indeed angry coz he already thinking of going back to UK even before he met me.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Hahahaha.... Very funny

Disorder in the American Courts:

These are from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts”, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, “Where am I Cathy?”
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.


Attorney: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By Death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?


Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.


Attorney: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!


Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!


Saturday, September 16, 2006


Sat afternoon, happily eating my sinful KFC chicken popcorn.....

On MSN...

L: "Hey what r u doing later?"

Me: "Sleep...i am sleepy"

L :" What did you do?"

Me: "Woke up early to go to Leederville to have my sex....only went to bed at 2am this morning."

L :" Got your sex? What!!?"

Me :" Damn.. I mean wax...."

L :"Geeez.... what r u thinking?"

Me :"Shut up...."

I am so embarrassed!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Money money

I was hanging out with M in one of the pubs in Subi, chatting and drinking.....

M: "Hey, my friend is there, I'll go over and say hi.."

Me: "Ok"

==== 5 minutes later====

M: "Hey Jane, meet my friend A and his friend S..."

Me: "Hello, nice meeting you..."

=== typical social conversation ===

S: "Hey Jane, what do you do?"

Me: "I do....blablabla"

S: "Great, can I have your contacts? I may have someone wishing to come to Perth."

Me: "Sure...my email is....."

=== 3 weeks later ===

Email from S :"Hey Jane, remember me? I am blablabla, do you wanna catch up for a drink? I think you are very interesting."

Reply from me :" Yes, I remember you. But sorry I don't think I can meet you for drinks."

S: "Are you single? You looking for a partner? Maybe we cna meet for some fun? You like to be spoilt?"

Me:" Sorry but I am not interested"

S: "What if I spoil you with some money?

=== curiousity arise===

Me: "How much can you offer?"

S: "$450 for the first hour, $250 for every other hour"

=== the end===

Ok, put it this way... he wasn't the first guy who offered me $$$ for sex but no one ever offer me an hourly rate before.

Once, a man is his 60s offered me RM5k to spend a night with him...

Another time, a married man offered me RM10k a month to be his mistress, with apartment and car.

Of course, I did not accept any of those offers, I can support myself very well, why the hell I need them to give me money?

Just an interesting encouter for this week....

Not sure I shall be happy that there is someone willing to pay me for sex or feel sad that people is treating me as a hooker.... kanasai

Wednesday, September 13, 2006


Sometimes, I am cofused....

I thought I wanted something, then I worked towards getting it; when I got it, I didnt think I really needed it; I threw it away, I bloody regretted threwing it.... Is that what we call LIFE?

Anyway, had a 'girls' night out last night; we talked about kinky stuff that people do in bed.

A friend of mine, tried Strawberry low fat cream and beer..... I think of beer, I wanna puke... beer on human body and you lick it. Can you imagine that?

C then said cream on body can go off because the body heat will change the smell of the cream. Eeeeekkkkkk. She said mango slices on human body is fantastic.... ok, summer is coming, get your mangoes guys!

I suggested honey? No, I didn't try honey before! I am not THAT kinky... they said yucks, honey is too sweet and too thick....

Strawberry jam then, but an episode of House was talking about a gal contracted infection on her vagina simply because they ran out of lubricant when she last had sex with her bf, they decided to use Strawberry jam. Bingo, infection happened there....

Then I told the girls, the act in bed is a hassle, why do people still wanna do the "extras"? Hahaha we probably talked too loud, we were sitting outside Gelare in Northbridge... the guys behind me were listening and watching I guess, I could feel it... hehe

Anyway, just watch what you put on your body or your beloved's body.

Why do people always put sweet tasting thing? Why not savoury? Blue cheese? Wasabi? Tomato sauce?

Ok, you probably can tell I dont feel very sexual now.. Wasabi, oh my... Ain't I creative?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Old Entry from Xanga

So I was reading my old blog on Xanga and found this funny entry. Written on January 2005. Enjoy!

Phew! I am tired coz jusst finished cleaning the tv area and filed all all the vcds and dvds we have.

OK! The only thing that I hate about Chinese New Year is spring clean! Why oh why! Why must only clean right before Chinese New Year?

Ok, I was assigned to clear all all the vcds and dvds that we stacked up near the TV area by my mom. Oh well, I supposed it wasnt a tough job so I agreed.

So this morning, I started clearing the cds after my breakfast. Then I found a big plastic bag full of PS games, then my father decided to go through them and see if there are any nice games. So he started picking up a few games and turned on his playstation.

So, both of us were sitting in the living room, me putting the cds into the plastic folders while my dad trying his PS games. Of course! I watched him play while I was clearing the cds.

Me:"What game is this? What are u suppose to do?"

Dad:"I dont know. I think I am suppose to shoot the space shuttles."

Me:"OH.. quick quick shoot.. there is one. Iyah.. faster lah... why you walk here and there.. just shoot lah!"

Dad:" Cannot aim lah.. he keep shooting the ground... don't know how to shoot up.."

Me:" I think you are suppose to jump then shoot.."

Dad:" How to jump oh? Stupid!"

Me:"Iyah.. only 4 buttons... try each and every single one."

******Game Over******

Dad:"F*** You. Stupid game"

Me:"Iyah.. you dont know how to play lah... not the game stupid, you stupid."

So, my dad gave up and moved on to another fishing game. As usual, one controller, two players.

Dad:"Ey, how to start?"

Me:"Press start loh."

Dad:"Oh.. cannot.. iyah.. try X"

Dad:"Wei, how come no fish. Waited for so long still no fish.."

Me:"Go to another spot lah. Move the boat.."

Dad:"OH, can move one.. Ohoh got fish already."

Me:"Quic quick.. reel.. becareful.. dont break"

*****Fish Lost*****


Mom:"OOoi.. I asked you two to clean not play. Wei, you help your daughter lah, dont just sit there and play...."

Hehehehhee... my dad kena from my mom lah. Coz I was clearing while watching. Have mah. Now, we have finally finished cleaning. Have to go out later with my mom to buy some cd casings and bowls.

I just told my dad PS1 is very very old and no more games. He is considering to buy PS2. Heheheheheh


Sunday, September 10, 2006

Me and My Mom again

Mom: "Ey girl, remember when you left that time, you told me that you left a jar of facial mask in the fridge, you asked me to use, dont waste it."

Me: "Huh? Did I?"

Mom :" yea, that day I found a jar of thing in the fridge, looks like facial mask. Is it the one you left?"

Me: "Please... I left in February, you expect me to remember till now? I couldnt even remember what did I have for lunch last week."

Mom:" Iyah, that jar...the thing in there abit rough rough..sandy"

Me: "Ok, you put that on your face for 10 mins, wash it off. If no red thigns pop up on your face the next day, thats mean it is safe and it probably IS a facial mask."

Mom: "...... 你驶唔驶这样?"

Me: "hahahahahahahaaaa...throw it away la, so long already."

Mom: "Okok"

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Thought of the week

I have been very very frustrated lately, I hate almost everything in my life, was very close to quiting my job, pack my bag and go back to Malaysia for a long holiday.

Then I read an article in the Orientalpost, written by Helen Wei, that article changed my perception and started to thinklife isn't too bad after all.

从前有一位大师要远游, 嘱咐弟子好好看着他的兰花。师父平日视兰花如命,弟子不敢怠慢。

一天半夜,忽然刮起狂风,下起暴雨。尽管弟子们闻风而起,但是待他们来到院中时, 兰花已经被打得七零八落, 一片狼藉。回山后,弟子们胆战心惊地站在师父面前等待受罚。





活着本来是一件再美好不过的事,可是偏偏有些人, 动不动就怨天尤人,好像生活就是受苦受罪。 如果真的有一天要取消他们在世界存活的资格,他们是会欢呼雀跃或是痛哭流涕?

伤心郁闷和失意抱怨不会让生活的方向改变。生活的目的, 以及因生活而产生的一切事物, 都是为了幸福和快乐。


I am not sure if everyone understands this, I tend to whine alot sometimes, about work and stuff. After reading this article, I told myself not to whine anymore (though it is hard sometimes), whenever I feel like complainging about soemthing, I will read this article again.

Really, living in this world is wonderful, except the terrorits bombings and natural disasters. Sometimes, the world does seem better if we look from another angle.

I got stood up by a guy the other night and I was very upset; then I started to think of this lady that I know.

Lets call her S.

Aunt S's husband walked out from the family when their daughter was 8, he took all the money, cleared the house. Aunt S was left with nothing to raise her daughter, for the past 20 years she did not meet another man and raised her daughter by herself, living in the same old house which she and the husband rented 20 years ago, and they are still renting it.

Today, aunt S is just like any other middle aged woman, she goes to church, attend gathering, walk her doggy, play mahjong......

Then I compared my "stood up" situation and her "husband gone for ever with all the money", I didn't feel bad anymore.

That's my way of comforting myself, when bad things happen, I will recall the worse things that happened to the people around me, then I would feel better cause there's someone watching over me and things havent been THAT bad yet.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Kids Problem

My sister been bugging me on which primary school is best for my nephew.

Hello!? I will have to worry about that when I have my own kids, please dont bug me now. Moreover I dont really care abt primary school, I think all the schools are the same, they teach the same syllabus, I will be more concerned about the facilities like clean environment, air cond, computers, safe play ground /field, hot guys, er... i mean good looking people who dont irritate my eye sight...anyway!

She wanted to send him to my former primary school, which is a very popular Chinese primary school.

Now she decided to send him to another sorta popular primary school which is freakign far away, ok, not that far but the trafiic jam will kill you.

Sigh, deepest condolences to my nephew. Your grace period is over, 18 years of mental torture is ahead waiting for you.........

Whenever I see kids throwing tantrum on the street in public places, I will remind myself "Use a condom!"

Friday, September 01, 2006

Bad kisser

Wei came to the office in the evening, we planned to have dinner at my favourite Hawkers. Then, boss asked me how did all my dates go, then I started telling about T.

So what happened to T and me?

Last Tuesday:
Met up T to have dinner at his place. He tried to get physical, I pushed him away. He asked me out again, I said I will be busy till Sunday and I will see how.

Last Wednesday:
T smsed me "What am I to you in this friendship?"
Me : "Lets meet and have coffee tomorrow night. We need to talk"

Last Thursday:
Me :"Lets take thigns slow, I barely know you and you barely know me. I am not sure if I am ready for another relationship."
T: "Ok..."
T: "Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
Me : %#$%#$#$..you idiot..which part of the conversation you dont understand

So T called me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday to ask me out even I have already told him I am busy! I told him next week is better, fair enough he called on Monday! I said I want to stay at home to have a few quiet nights.

He stopped calling for 2 days and Wei jinxed it yesterday and T really called on Thursday, I left the phone ringing. He is a stalker! Boss said "Red flag red flag"! Bloody right.

So, I was telling them that T is a bad kisser. Why did I kiss him? Coz I was mad! I was seriously mad.... oh well, he was extremely sweet and good looking at the beginning but then I realised he is not my cup of tea.

Then boss and Wei think bad kissers are bad in bed. Somehow I think it is true, if you dont know how to use your lips/mouth, how can we expect you to know how to use your 'lil bro'?

Boss and I agree, 8/10 men think they are good kisser and 8/10 men think they are good in bed. 9/10 times a woman has to fake orgasm, looking at the paint on the ceiling, thinking when the paint going to dry. Women tend to make the men feel they are great, why? Because we dont want to bloody waste our time moaning and faking.

If you are a man and think "gee... I am nvr like that", please, you wouldn't even know if your gf/wife is faking it. Talk to them if you want to know the truth.

Why do women fake it really? Women want affection and passion, rather than action. We do not mind giving up action to protect our beloved's manhood as long as we have alot of passion and affection. Get it?

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Who am I?

I was reading Wei's blog and she mentioned how I treat her as a friend....

Recently, I have decided to cut the crap and delete all the people who I do not wish to talk to from my MSN, to my surprise, I deleted more than 15 people in one go. Do I really hate them? Nah, I dont but I just think they are not interested in talking to me so why waste our time?

I will delete someone from my MSN if she/he:
  1. Doesn't reply to my MSG 5 out of 10 times
  2. Msg me 10 times "You there?" even when I put away
  3. Offend me
  4. Let me find out she/he ever blocks me
  5. Nudge me all the time

I even deleted some of my "close" friends because they have simply changed .. they still msg me once in a while, just that above their nick will have "XXX is not in your contact list" and I will give them my minimal response.

Yes, alot of people are in my block list too.

I am not saying that these people dont deserve to be my friends, is just that we are no longer on the same page nor share any common interests. So best to leave it and move on before we ignite the fire and quarrel till we can no longer be friends.

So how do I treat my friends?

I am always there for my friend, even if it is 3am or 6am in the morning, having hang over and have barely 2 hours of sleep.

I will stand up for my friends, I can't stand other people bullying my friends or even take advantage from my friends. Of course, I will only claw them with my friends' permission, I dont want to interfere with my friends' business too much, I respect their privacy and independence.

I respect my friends decisions as long as they are not harmful to others. I will tell my friends if I think they are doing the wrong thing, I can be very straight forward and harsh but my intention is to bring the msg across as fast and effective as possible.

I am not possesive, I dont require my friends to spend time with me everyday. I believe true friends are not required to meet at a regular basis. HY and I nvr met for almost 3 years and yet we are still very close. I appreciate my friends and often I will send msg and even call my friends and jsut ask them how are they doing? Nothing significant but often is the thought that counts.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Six Bad Days

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400-day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally...

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now! Your day's not so bad, is it?

Monday, August 28, 2006

What do I look for?

So I had dinner with Wei last night in Fremantle, had my favourite pasta.

Then of course I talked about the guys and she told me about her gals.

Again, we talked about T, coz he is really driving me up the walls, he calls me and sms me multiple tiems a day to ask me out even when I made it clear that I will be busy for the next few days. He just likes to push his luck further and further and I am on the edge of yelling at him.

I never like pushy guys and I am not a possesive/sticky gf (you may verify with all my ex's) so i expect the same thing from the guy. I need to have my own space and spend time with my other friends. I don't like to go out with him every single day, my God... I can feel my anger rising now.

Moreover, we have nothing in common to talk about ... I think I need to tell him off soon, very soon!

Then we digressed to "looks", I realised that cute guys dont interest me if they cant challenge me intellectually or even have a 'interesting' conversation with me. So I guess look doesnt really matter to me as long as the guy doesnt look like this guy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Sigh.... The farking City to Surf Walk....

I had an eventful weekend I would say, everything turned up to be so terrible that I feel like banging my head on the wall now.


  1. Had to leave early and go home to feed the dogs coz my cousin was too busy to feed them.
  2. Rushed to Northbridge hopefully still can catch up with my boss for her birthday celebration; couldnt locate her ad her phone was dead. Walked around in NB for 15 minutes
  3. Rushed to nedlands to have dinner with a friend
  4. Called T while waiting for my friend to explain the whole entire "I am not ready" situation because he didnt seem to understand when I told him that on Thursday night
  5. Eyes rolling when T asked me to join him in Joondalup. whats wrong? There I told him I want to take things slow and meeting a friend tonight, there he asked me to oin him in Joondalup.
  6. Friend was late... great and I was the one who paid for the dinner. I owed him a dinner
  7. T kept SMSing and calling me through the night, keep asking if I wanted to go to Joondalup when I have told him a few tmes that I am with my friend n Northbridge. Gr....
  8. Got a msg from C, telling me she didnt get her confirmation email. Sorry but I have done all I could and they already sent her another email. She should have followed up by herself.


  1. Woke up to a SMS from Wei, telling me she didnt sleep and cried, her knee was hurting badly. I woke up, tried to find a GP for her.....
  2. Washed up and sent her to the hospital for after hours GP. Waited there for more than 1 hour I think...
  3. T called me again! He asked if I want to catch a movie tonight. Hello!!!?? I told you on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday that I am occupied all weekend. Whats wrong with you? I ended up saying "Didnt I tell you that I have plans for the weekend? I just told you last night and I told you multiple times!" Sorry but I just couldnt help it, I dont like to be pushed
  4. Helped her to get medicine, crutch (I dunno how to spell) and lunch coz she cant have medicien with empty stomach.
  5. Sent her home, rushed to my uncle's shop to close up and collect the money
  6. Rushed to sueprmarket to get another set of t-shirts for the printing
  7. Realised it was too late to colelct the Race Pack..... &^$^%$!%^%#%$@# Never been that angry !
  8. Tried to lcoate boss and explained, thank God it is ok without race number..she didnt mind
  9. Went out for dinner, thank God the food was good.
  10. Realised we bloody can't print the pictures on the t-shirt. Great! fantastic!


  1. Didn't sleep till 4am due to gastric
  2. Woke up late
  3. Rushed to the office to meet up with boss and a friend, explained the t-shirt thing. SHe was not happy at all and said she won't arrange this walk again next year.
  4. I told them had to give it a miss, the gastric is killing me as I am typing away.....
  5. Boss is not happy, duh....

What can be worst?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Out of the game

I have been seeing this guy, lets call him T. I forgot where exactly did we meet but I went out with him a few times and he seems very nice.

T is a chef, working on oil/mining vessels and he makes fantastic dessert; high income earner and good looking too. T is very keen on me, he asks me out every single day and he is happy to cook for me. I kinda enjoy being spoiled, lying on the couch while the man cooks and cleans, I think I can live with that.

Last night, he raised the super question "Where do I stand in this friendship?"

So whats the problem? He is cute, sweet and has a fit body, has a house 2 mins walk away from the beach, has a cat that I actually like and he can cook!

The problems are:
  1. My mom doesn't like me being with someone who needs to work offshore so often
  2. I am not sure if I am cut out for a guy who needs to work offshore every other month
  3. I find it hard to understand his British accent
  4. Though I love his dessert, the other dishes he made were quite scary
  5. He lives freaking far, 45 mins drive from my house
  6. Wei said he looks gay, I don't want to be an undercover for him. How the hell do I find out if he really is a gay?
  7. I am not sure if I am ready to jump into another relationship.

I don't like grey area in relationship, I have asked him out tonight for coffee so I can talk to him and make myself clear.

If he can't accept that I want to take things slowly then I think I would have to stop seeing him.

I just want to make sure that I don't date the wrong guy this time!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Copy Cat

I was reading a friend's blog Librarian, she mentioned a few random things about herself. I think it was rather interesting. I shall make one too..hhehehe I am a copy cat

  1. I hate Risotto!
  2. I count in Cantonese too!
  3. I have a tendency of losing my shoes in the office....
  4. I sleeptalk and sleepwalk
  5. I am extremely good with names and faces
  6. I dont like to pain my nails
  7. I can type without looking at the keypad
  8. I can study and 'listen' to TV at the same time
  9. I can finish a 45 mins drama within 10 mins
  10. I have more than 30 pairs of shoes, 11 pairs of jeans and more than 20 handbags
  11. I am super lazy in replying SMS, dont be surprise if I only reply your SMS 3 days later
  12. I like to scold people with my limited Hokkien vocab
  13. I like to say "Kill you" to people who irritates me
  14. I hate loud people
  15. I stay friend with all my ex(s)

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Back to KL

Mom is pastering me to go back to KL for my grandpa's 80th birthday. So I finally decided to go back in late November so that I can celebrate my mom's birthday and my grandpa's birthday. The ticket is more expensive but I guess is worth it sicne I get to spend some time with my mom on her birthday.

Seems that my family is pretty worried that I am still single. I often hear my friends complaining to me that ehtier parents are playing match making. I thought I didnt have to worry about that until I reach 30. But apparently my mom is very concerned indeed. I am afraid that she will match make me with someone when I am back in KL. *Sweat

I am thinking of doing a post grad degree now, looking at Masters degree, probably MBA with International Business in China or Masters Law with International Mining and Resources, I doubt I can qualify for the latter...but *shrug

My mom called me crazy..thinking of studying again.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

We cannot choose our beginning; but we can create our journey

One of Wei's cats passed away few days ago, she was very sad and part of the reason coz she thought she didnt take care of her very well in the past. Due to some reasons, she didn't like the cat very much, neither do I seriously, simply because I am not a cat lover.

What I want to say to Wei is, we are normal human beings (凡人) and we have feeling; happy, sad, disappointed, angry, miserable, etc. We are only ordinary human beings, we tend to dislike thing that bring us bad memory or things that will inflict our frustration.. You had your reason to dislike Muffin ...

Very often, I have to tell myself to be 'reasonable'. Even if i am very very angry over something, I have to tell myself to calm down and do the 'right' thing instead of expressing my anger and frustration. Because we are only 凡人, there are alot of thigns are beyond our control, what we can do is only keep reminding ourselves 'do the right things'.

But I think you did well because you never did leave her behind, left her unfed nor unsheltered. If she thought that she was treated badly, she wouldnt even go back to your house. She is a cat but she had feelings and senses too.

I believe in destiny and fate, if Muffin was fated to have such journey then she would have it. Just like what I always tell my 'ex' best friend, we can choose the lifestyle we want, but we can never change our fate. She's fated to be born in such family and have such responsibilities, yes she could change by leaving all that behind but if she does, then it is no longer "her" because her personality is what made her today.

Human beings..we tend to only regret when we loose it; I regretted thatI didnt take care of my two dogs very well before they were taken/sent away. One was killed by the authority another one ran away from its owner's place and didnt come back; I regretted that my previous relationship was a failure, I should have handled that better at the very beginning; and alot more.

My point is sometimes we will make severe mistake that is inreversible, we can grieve, cry but we have to move on, what important is we learn.... I made mistakes that still haunt me in the night, dreaming about them and waking up in the middle of the night. I can't get rid of them thoguh they are in my past but I have learned to accept them and thinking about them remind me not to repeat the same mistakes.

I hope you understand my point here. I have told others to leave you alone for a few days, knowing that you didn't want to be disturbed. Call me when you feel like going out, lets have coffee or even alcohol... your call.

*wink wink

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Trying to recall some interesting conversations I had lately....

Watching Big Brother with R. Dave got kicked out, he met with his bf (He is gay). R got his eye rolling when he saw the two boys kissing and hugging.

R: "Do you have gays in your family?"
Me: "Erm... let me think....." "No.. only step relatives"
R: "Ok, cool.."
Me: "Why? Do you have any?"
R: "Nah.... "*looking away*

***** Moment of silence *****

R: "Actually my dad is gay"
Me: "Hahahahahah... yea right! Thats the biggest joke I've heard..!"

****R's face turned stiff****
Me: "You are not serious, are you?"
R: "I am farking serious... he admitted he is gay when I was 21"
Me: "Oh...... ermm..... er..." *OMFG... what do I say now?*

What could I say? "Hey dude, dont worry, homosexual genetics are not inheritable probably!"?

D: "Hey Jane, heard that you broke up recently. I am sorry"
Me: "Nah, is ok... old news anyway."
D: "How you feeling?"
Me: "Fine, single can be fun, just abit lonley sometime when you need someone to listen to your bullshit"
D: "But you were always alone even when you were in the relationship! He was in Sg and you were in Perth!"

Ah... how true is that. Hahahahaha

I have a few more interesting conversations but I better get back to work now. To be continued...

Monday, August 14, 2006

My sense of humour

Sometimes I am amused by my own sense of humour.

HY: "Hows the girl that Wei met?"
Me: "Not her type at all"
HY: "Whats she like?"
Me: "Plain..very plain, like white rice"
Me: "Wei eats brown rice"
HY: "What kind of answer is that?"
Me: "True what! very explicit leh...."


I realised that the longer I live in Perth, the more reluctant I feel to go back to Malaysia for holidays.

Now my mom is pastering me to go back in December for my grandpa's birthday and Chinese New Year in February. I asked her immediately "Do you think I own this company?". She then asked me to go back for one week each. It will cost me 1k on air ticket alone to go back to Malaysia, go back twice means 2k..plus expenses. I will be looking at 3k at least, all my savings will be gone. Tsk tsk.....

I am still deciding, when to go back, December or February? I really dont want to spend all my money travelling back and forth to Malaysia, I rather go somewhere I've never been to like Shanghai, Melbourne and Taiwan.

I understand my parents want me to be with them during Chinese New Year when it is time for reunion especially I am their only child, they will be so lonely if I am not there. Sigh... decision decision

Any suggestions?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

MY webcam

Tried to explore the webcame the other night, I was too bored... didnt feel like doing anything. I think I look like a ghost. I didn't know how to adjust the lighting. : (

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Just a lil update

I am feeling very sick now, even the doctor said my body is too run down, my body is aching, eyes are watery, nose is red... but my skin got better. Wierd. I just can't belive I have been sick for almost one month now. I am on a sickathon ...

Anyway, HY has gone back to Adelaide now; I almost forgot what was it like when we used to party in KL. HY gave alot of her "first" to me, her first clubbing, her first cigarette, not sure abt her first alcohol...... hahah we shall do it again gal. Lets try cigar and night swim next time. You have to come back for my birthday! Halloween party!

A small encounter happened a few days ago. I thank my friends who stood up for me thinking I was being treated unfairly. But I hope you girls understand why I kept quiet, I dont want to make things ugly between us, no matter what I say... things are not going to change. I accept that everyone's different, different mentality, different preference and religion beliefs. I will apprecite it if you girls can calm down and leave it behind you. Yes, I was angry, hurt and upset... actually you girls know that my flu was better on weekend then it just got so bad after that incident.

Our pyjamas party.... I can't stop laughing with wei's beanie
Lucky I still have my Garfield PJ

Wei and Me... I look half drunk... I wasn't even close to 'high'

HY and Me.... We had so much fun at Court! So many cute guys there but sigh... see no touch!

Hahahhah sorry..but i have to put this up

Wei cought me unguarded when I was showing HY the video I recorded. Wei said it is very natural... Let this photo mark the 10 yr anniversary of our friendship! I love you babe!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Million words but nothing to say


I have too many things to put down but have no idea which to start

Lets put it that way, a person that I thought I knew has become a stranger to me. So shallow suddenly....

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Final Clarification

I hope after reading this post, none of my friends will come to me and condemn about Adrian or our long gone relationship again.

Yes, we had a fantastic time together, including all the ups and downs. Finally, a few months ago, we reached a cross road and realised we need to be going into different directions and we can no longer give what one's expected.

Adrian was my best friend and an excellent bf, they were only 2 of us in the relationship so no third party has the right to condemn/comment on our break up. Its over people... why do you still want to bring it up?

We are still friends and we talk once in a while. Adrian is still the excellent guy I met on the first day of uni, I have no doubt that he will be a fantastic husband/father/person anytime in the future and I wish him all the best.

Now... get back to work

Monday, July 31, 2006

Workplace Reality

Just reflecting a post in Wei's blog.

I may not be the best person to comment on workplace politics/tactic/managment or blabla because I have just worked slightly more than a year.

However, my job requires me to work closely with HR department of major companies, even the goverment departments.

Exploitation happens everywhere, especially in places where the job market is competitive. Perth on the other hand is facing terrible skill shortage so employees are more valuable.

I have to admit that I am being exploited in my current company; but I don't mind because learning is my priority now.

If recognition and money are your priorities, then you better pray damn hard that you will find a MNC with fantastic superiors to hire you. But if you are only a tiny fresh graduate or ordinary working class who has 3 yrs working experience as a admin officer or account officer; you will not be noticed! Build your portfolio before you demand!

Be realistic people...... they are business people aka investors; they wont invest on you unless you are a blue chip!

Ok.... side track

Did I ever mention that I don't like my friends calling me when I am at work? I don't mind if you have something to tell/ask me when I am at work, but please make it short and clear! If I say, "Ok, I will call you later". Then you better say "ok, bye". Dont keep talking!

I am always on MSN when I am at work, leave a msg and I will respond as soon as I can. If I don't reply, means I am either in a meeting or I am on the phone. Just be patient; don't send me 10 msgs going "you there?'. If I dont reply on the first 'you there", means I AM NOT THERE! DUH!

An interesting and funny conversation over MSN.

see why like - 2006l^ says:
what is brazillian wax?

Jayn says:

see why like - 2006l^ says:
why so funny?

Jayn says:
all your hair on your private part will be gone

Jayn says:
including buttocks

see why like - 2006l^ says:

Jayn says:

see why like - 2006l^ says:
i will never do that..

Jayn says:
i know

Jayn says:
but alot of guys do it

see why like - 2006l^ says:
really?? why do people do that?

Jayn says:

see why like - 2006l^ says:

Jayn says:

Jayn says:

see why like - 2006l^ says:
ok......then, they should remove all their hair on the head

Jayn says:
if u r going to pee on your hair several times a day

Jayn says:
yes u should

see why like - 2006l^ says:
hmm.. strange to me..

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

So Wei got me into watching Miss Universe last night, i cracked up at some of the national costumes. My goodness, how did they manage to wear those on them...... Then I thought, lucky China is only Cheongsam then my jaw dropped when I saw the China candidate, I was stunned for a few seconds before I burst out laughing.

I remember I used to watch Miss Universe with my parents, my dad always look at their teeth, he even pretend to be the judge and jot down his remarks ><.

At that time, I always think, how I wish I can be like them... so tall and bautiful, with nice dress and shoes. Guess what! When I was watching it last night, most of them are even younger than me! And how do I look now? I think I can probably reach their elbow and my thigh is equivalent to their waist. Decided to stop chatting and went to bed to finish Ms Universe..

Ms Japan is proficient in 4 languages but she doesnt speak English... WTH why would she learn Spanish and french but missed out the 1st international language and for God's sake, she was competing in Ms Universe!

Falling into dreamland; the phone rang, Wei called me to tell me there's a program now talking about penis and breasts enlargement. I am pretty glad that I dont have to worry about breasts enlargement all my life; I think probably breasts reduction suits me more.

But why penis enlargement? Unless your penis is merely 3-4 inches when it is fully erect else dont be bother to do so. Women want more affection and passion rather than ACTION!

I fell asleep before Ms Universe finished, oh well, I knew the result anyway.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

*cough *cough....

I have been having the winter cold for more than a week now; went to bed at 10pm last night and felt much better now.

I am not surprised that I caught the cold because I am under so much stress lately.

No, not relationship stress! My work and studies; my course has ended and now I am stressed over the results. I have a really bad feeling that I won't make it this time.

I am getting very tired and fed up with my job lately; maybe it is a signal that I should change job. Browsing through seek.com lately and saw some really appealing jobs, maybe I will give them a go.

I have started dating again, nothing serious, just some casual dating rolling. Met a few nice guys and some absolute jerks. Not sure where am I heading, I think I will let fate decides. Suddenly, I am so use to being single. Maybe 3 years later, I will start thinking "shall I just grab a good guy and get married for the sake of getting married?" ahhahah...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

ROFL - Hilarious

To all my male friends, I can feel your pain, I do... * fingers crossing

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Old trick that works

6 years ago.......

Me : You are nice, cute and smart; I really like you. Just that I am not sure what I want at the moment, I am afraid that I may hurt you. I don't know if I am ready for relationship yet. I really enjoy hanging out with you and you are funny. But... you know I am still young and I have no idea what do I want.

Guy in mid twenties : Erm.... ok, but can we still be friends? I really hope one day we can be together.

Me: Sure, I love being your friend

Year 2006

Guy in late 20s : You are nice, cute and smart; I really like you. Just that I am not sure what I want at the moment, I am afraid that I may hurt you. I don't know if I am ready for relationship yet. I really enjoy hanging out with you and you are funny.

Me : Yea? That's good. Is ok, no worries. This has to be a mutual thing, if you dont feel right, then it is probably not right.

Guy in late 20s : Thank you, you are so understanding. Thank you for being so nice to me.

Did I tell you I believe in karma? But I think it makes sense when a 18 year old said he doesn't know what he wants... for someone turning 30 soon to say that, just lame and stupid.

No, I am not upset. In fact, I find it very funny that the excuse I used 6 years ago still works!

Saturday, July 15, 2006


Damn damn damn

Fark fark fark......

Didnt get to finisht eh paper......

Buddha, Jesus and Tuan Allah!!!!! Let me pass pls....

Pass section 4 please!!!!!

Everyone..start praying to your God...or devil, evil.... i dont care anymore

Thursday, July 13, 2006

My perfect match

Jayn - Stop defining.... and it will be great says:why cant..there is a shop

Jayn - Stop defining.... and it will be great says:let u order ur perfect match?

Jie "Wah..pancit ^_^" says:perfect match are always either taken or different religion ^_^

I am going to order my perfect match now.

Age : 27-33

Gender : Original male <<> no transexual please

Height : 175 - 180

Weight : 70 - 85kg

Body type : medium muscular

Ethnic background : Asian / white

Religion : FREE THINKER / buddhist <- bloody important

Education : doesnt matter as long as he can keep up with my mind

Salary range : min AUD40k a year

Smoke : Doesn't really matter

Drink : Light drinker

Others: Clean, presentable, GENTLEMAN, funny, smart and KIND

I hope this order wont cost me too much.

Exam on this Saturday! Everyone wish me good luck please!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Really feel like sleeping in this morning .... didn't feel like going to work though there is alot to be done... yawn

Exam is in 2 weeks and I am slowly catching up, I would say Australian immigration is the strictest immigration in the world. :p

I have a few friends who are dying to become permanent residents and have a few friends wanting to give up their 'hard earned' PR. There are always two extreme sides.... aren't there?

Fair enough, Perth will be hell for 'big city' people, we dont have shopping centres open till 11pm nor mamak stalls that open 24/7. We have to be self entertained most of the time. Whenever I am back in KL, I find it hard to get around too. I will tend to get things done early and ended up stuck in the traffic, swearing and honking. 12am and I will start yawning when my friends are starting to go out and party.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Confused Jane

I am feeling pretty confused lately; about things and about life....

Talked to my mom a few days ago; she asked if I am seeing someone now, I said no.....

Mom: "Why? How come?"

Me: "nobody wants me...."

Mom: "You too fat issit?"

Me: "....... No lah, I am in no hurry, no rush... Incase I find a jerk/bastard again"

Mom:" What no hurry? You are getting old you know, you are not getting any younger"

Me: "WHAT!?"

Mom: "since you already working, should find someone lah... "

Me: "You so 'gan cheong' then why were you so happy when I broke up?"

Mom : "No lah, I wasn;t happy.... Anyway, I will pray for you to find a nice man"

Me: "I go find a dark African then you know...."

Mom: "I will drag you back to KL if you do that...."

Me: "You can't, prolly you will die of heart attack by then"

Mom: "..... "

Round One

Jane vs Mom, 1-0

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Work + Exam + Pimples

Argh..... I am feeling pretty moody, cranky and annoyed lately.

I have to study, study and study after work, during weekends, in the toilet, before I sleep....blablabla. Guess what? I dont feel confident at all with the exam.....

  • Criteria to be satisfied at time of application
  • Criteria to be satisfied at time of decision
  • Public Interest
  • Visa Conditions
  • Circustances after visa is granted

Kill me! Every visa subclass has its individual criteria, interest and conditions... and there are like 100 subclasses and I am expected to be familiar with them. Not memorise them but I have to know exactly where to go to find this information.

The nightmare is, the immigration department may change the legislation whenever they want, so everyday, I have to keep up with the latest Gazette Notice..

Dont know what am I talking about? Neither do I....

Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Very often, we hear people say 'they are taking things for granted'; Christians would say 'They are taking God for granted'; parent would say 'the kids are taking us for granted'.

Now, I want to say 'My friends are taking me for granted..'

Lately, few of my friends came to me with their personal problems and asked me for help and advice. So I tried my best to help them, went out of my way to help them; but they did not listen to my advice nor acknowledging my help.

I am upset, angry and cranky.... I have decided to take a step back. Yes, I will continue to help them whenever they need me, I love helping people but I would only help those who indeed need help; I would not help those who will just sit there, whine and cry.

Nobody can help you if you dont at least try to help yourself; nobody will love you if you do not love yourself.

I know very clearly that there's only so much I can do, alot of things are beyond my reach.

To a very special friend, I tried my best to help and I hope you could see the effort I put in for the past few weeks. But there is only so much I can do, if you really want to give up on everything, including yourself, there is nothing I can do nor say. What hurt me hard is you too are taking our friendship for granted. I believe I have been a great friend to you and I am not sure what else can I do to make you feel better. All I can say is Good Luck....

Monday, June 19, 2006

Bla bla bla

Quite a number of guys asked me out during the past few weeks, I have no idea why but I did not go out with any of them, I wasn't interested.

I have a few male friends who are addicted to World of Warcraft, I play that game too but I wouldnt say I have to play it everyday. But these friends of mine, they play 24/7 if they could, if they need to work and only get home at 5pm, they will play from 5pm till midnight. They eat in front of the pc and take only 5 mins to bathe. I cant stand these guys..... lifeless I would say. The worst thing is, they expect me to do the same thing, they will nag me if I dont go online everyday.

Been thinking of moving out, wishing to rent somewhere but parents keep nagging me, asked me to wait for another 8 months to buy my own property.

Once I buy a house, I am dead...... smashed by debts......

Wish me luck

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Random Ramblings

I dont know why suddenly I have the urge to blog about 'guys that I don't like'....

I dont like guys who:
  1. Only talk about footy, basketball, rugby and cars! They know what's a RX 8 but they have no idea what fabric softener is for.
  2. Guys who are more self conscious than me....
  3. Guys who use more skin care products than me
  4. Guys who play online games 24/7 and think getting to the top level is the greatest achievement
  5. Short sighted and narrow minded
  6. Guys who think with their balls
  7. Guys who think getting shag is their responsibilities
  8. Guys who couldnt care less about their parents
  9. Guys who only know 'fuck you, shit you and damn you' when they are quarreling with someone. Come on!
  10. Think they they are the emperors and their gfs should listen to them!


Saturday, June 10, 2006


When I was hanging my laundry today, something hit me.....

When Adrian and I were studyign in Perth, I often did his laundry and cooked meals for him. I never complaied spending hours cooking his meals or taking time to handwash some of his clothes; but I would get mad if he kept me waiting for mroe than 30 mins. How wierd?

Untill now, I still couldnt figure out why wouldnt I mind spending 2 hours to cook him dinner but complained about watching TV and waited for him for 30 minutes.

Oh, a dude asked me out twice and cancelled twice. He came to apologize and told me all sort of reasons. I said 'is ok, whatever', I am glad he got the hint and never asked me out again.

FFK me once, shame on you; FFK me twice, shame on me.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Jane's Transition

Age : 18

Age: 19
Age: 21
Age: 23 ~24
See the difference? My face is getting rounder.... *stomp away

Casul Dating

When I was 18~19, I dated a few guys simultaneaously, i was playing the have fun, no string attach game. It was fun, I went out with them at elast once a week; dinner, movie and dancing.

6 years later, I still keep in touch with one of them....

2 months ago (2 days after the break up), I received a SMS from him; to make typin easier, lets call him KW.

KW sent me a SMS; he said "Hey, how are you? Going out tonight? I have a few plans tonight but I still have a moment to think of you.' Now.... either I am too sensitive or I am getting the idea right, why did he need to tell me he is thinking of me?

I replied "I am not feeling too good, just broke up with my bf. So how are you?'

He replied "Oh, sorry to hear that. I am fine, I am getting married next year.'

Of course, I did not reply him after that. If you are getting married next year, please do not spare a moment to think of me.

Maybe I am over sensitive, but having a guy who you used to date telling you that he is thinking of you when he is getting married in a few months time is very creepy.

Recently, the similar situation occurred to me. Seems that I am falling into the casual dating scene again. Just that this time, I seem to have lost the ability to play the 'no string attach' game, how I wish I kept a diary when I was 18~19, so I would have a guide to casual dating now.

So a quick update on the casual dates that I had 6 years ago; one has disappeard after my refusal to a steady relationship, 2 are getting married, 2~3 have disappeard too....

Life.... so exciting and unpredictable

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

My Dad

I always reveal the conversations I had with my mom, let me show you one with my dad.

Me: Hello, this is Jane

Dad: Jane! Papa ah....

Me: Oh...hi..whats up

Dad: Nothing, just checking out on you. You working?

Me: *duh..this is my office number* yup yup

Dad: Oh..this morning...my stomach ached...so terrible. I rushed to the toilet, once I sat down... wah... "splash"....feel so good

Me: Iyah! I dont have to know how they come out lah!

Dad: hahahahah.....

Me: ..........


Please meet my dad

Tuesday, June 06, 2006


I don't know what to write.....................

A person who is very close to me attempted suicide on Sunday; she sent me a SMS before she took 60+ tablets, she said she loves me lots, thank me for being so supportive and helpful and good bye.

I was sleeping when she sent me the SMS, I didnt read it till 2 hours later and my body just frozed when I read the msg. Immediately I called my fren to track her down.

Thank God her family found her and sent her to hospital in time.

I felt very helpless because I couldnt help her and I didnt stop the incident.

Then another friend told me that I am giving up myself to heal my wound from the break up... I was speechless... I hate myself suddenly

I was walking along the streets in Northbridge........ recalling the first night I spent in NB... with Jack, Carol and Adrian. God, time flies... 4 years ago, I didnt expect that I would work and live in Perth. Suddenly I saw a reflection on the glass of one of the shops, I saw a girl standing alone there and I felt so sad for her. I turned around and ran to my car .....

Monday, June 05, 2006


I went to Rottnest on Saturday, spent a day cycling and playing on the beach with Candice, Chaya and Wei.

I've never been to Rottnest but I totally love it, the weather and teh beach are superb. The sand on the ebach is so fine and soft. Fantastic!

I think this is a stupid picture

The view in front of the balcony where my friends are staying.

Me and poser Wei

Chaya & Me

Sunday, June 04, 2006





Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Reality Checks

Few nights ago, right before I climbed into my bed, my mom called, it was 12:30am. My mom doesnt call that late so I thought it had got to do with my grandma. To my surprise, it was my dad, apparently my dad was very sick, due to high blood pressure, he threw up and had dillusion of me waiting to be picked up at KLIA, KL airport.

He kept telling my mom that I was alone at the airport and it was raining heavily, he actually took his keys and hopped into the car, started the engine and wanted to reverse out of the porch. Lucky my mom managed to lure him out of the car. That's why my mom called, just to check where was I and told me to call my sis.

So, at around 2am, my dad was sent to the Emergency and had a CT scan. Apprently it was his high blood pressure... 111, the normal level is 80-90.

I was very scared, I even planned to fly back to KL the next morning but mom stopped me.

I was worried that I would lose my dad, no, I knew he was not dying, but I was afraid he will just go senile and forget everyone in the family. Human.... is vulnerable sometimes

I am feeling so stressed out lately, studies + work + father, alot of pimples popping out on my face :(

I have to cancel my Margaret River trip because I have to study...... sigh.. but then again, will be freezing in down south ...grrrrr