I am feeling pretty confused lately; about things and about life....
Talked to my mom a few days ago; she asked if I am seeing someone now, I said no.....
Mom: "Why? How come?"
Me: "nobody wants me...."
Mom: "You too fat issit?"
Me: "....... No lah, I am in no hurry, no rush... Incase I find a jerk/bastard again"
Mom:" What no hurry? You are getting old you know, you are not getting any younger"
Mom: "since you already working, should find someone lah... "
Me: "You so 'gan cheong' then why were you so happy when I broke up?"
Mom : "No lah, I wasn;t happy.... Anyway, I will pray for you to find a nice man"
Me: "I go find a dark African then you know...."
Mom: "I will drag you back to KL if you do that...."
Me: "You can't, prolly you will die of heart attack by then"
Mom: "..... "
Jane vs Mom, 1-0