Conversation with a drunkie

Matt: Sea monkey stole my money….
Me: Er… OK. Do you have money on you to take cab??
Matt: No, sea monkey stole my money!

Matt: The fairies used all the hot water in my shower
Me: Aw…. Better keep yourself warm
Matt: Cant, no hot water. Fairies used them.
Me: OK baby! Go to sleep….
Matt: Yea, I want to sleep


I was rolling on the floor laughing, he is simply hilarious when he is drunk